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I do have to wonder why I don't get more requests from people in Domino.

Is there something about my character that turns them off.

Is it the orbital laser cannon?

The flying mountain lair that's half in-phase with reality?

The highly unnecessary surgeries?

The gender swap serum?

Is it my sister's menacing aura?

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And yet every kid wants them!

Yeah, but it took multiple revisions and meeting with higher-ups that ended up downplaying the hard-light body armor aspects. I would bet most of those kids don't even know it's nigh-revolutionary protective gear, just the fact that you can project custom outfits onto yourself!

I mean I don't mind, that was always going to be part of its functionality, but people aren't interested in specs the way you or I might be, Vidya.

Edited 2019-03-21 19:56 (UTC)

I mean Laser Cannons, Jetpacks, and Secret Bases.

But that too!

Why do people stop being kids.

Says the test tube girl.

I mean, I don't think I ever stopped being a kid, but I think there's something to be said that most people aren't exactly... uh.

As abnormal as we are. Domino is still adjusting to that.

How exasperating.

Maybe I need to make everyone kind of a kid.

...nnnno. That's the wrong solution to the problem.

How so?

Well, for starters, there's a lot of things you can do as an adult that would be... well, frankly impossible as a kid.

Well plenty of people stop doing things they like because they're no longer a kid.

This seems like a paradox.

The paradox of humanity, you could call it. Some people stop enjoying things they liked as a kid, but it might influence their adulthood, or find brand new things to love as an adult.

So the ideal is make them perpetual teenagers, got it!

N-no! Not what I said! Not what I was even closely going for!

But it makes perfect sense!

I think people having to constantly deal with the...exciting cocktail of hormones that accompany teenage years might make things worse, not better, personally.

But the cocktail of hormones is fun and exicitng, Haita-kun!

Edited 2019-03-25 21:04 (UTC)

I like to think I beg to differ! I'd rather not go back to having teenage hormones pickling my brain!

I meant everyone else.

Your wife should be a lot more funny.

I mean, I think she's funny.

Funnier.

Don't be such a wet blanket just because I made Shiyoko your mom for like a week.

I'm allowed to be a wet blanket! That was really weird!

Oh please, it's no worse than the time we went to the moon together and had to fight Ant People.

You know exactly why it's weirder than our battle with the Hive Queen of Mare Fecunitatis, don't give me that!

No I don't.

...Wait, you don't?

My parental relations are effectively Adam and Shin.

Guess what that does to a young test tube mad scientist girl who went to Makai and had to scheme her way to the top.

...Right. Don't worry about it, then.

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