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[bibeakerbabe]

I do have to wonder why I don't get more requests from people in Domino.

Is there something about my character that turns them off.

Is it the orbital laser cannon?

The flying mountain lair that's half in-phase with reality?

The highly unnecessary surgeries?

The gender swap serum?

Is it my sister's menacing aura?

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

N-no! Not what I said! Not what I was even closely going for!

[bibeakerbabe]

But it makes perfect sense!

[becomeanwarrior]

I think people having to constantly deal with the...exciting cocktail of hormones that accompany teenage years might make things worse, not better, personally.

[bibeakerbabe]

But the cocktail of hormones is fun and exicitng, Haita-kun!

[becomeanwarrior]

I like to think I beg to differ! I'd rather not go back to having teenage hormones pickling my brain!

[bibeakerbabe]

I meant everyone else.

Your wife should be a lot more funny.

[becomeanwarrior]

I mean, I think she's funny.

[bibeakerbabe]

Funnier. Don't be such a wet blanket just because I made Shiyoko your mom for like a week.

[becomeanwarrior]

I'm allowed to be a wet blanket! That was really weird!

[bibeakerbabe]

Oh please, it's no worse than the time we went to the moon together and had to fight Ant People.

[becomeanwarrior]

You know exactly why it's weirder than our battle with the Hive Queen of Mare Fecunitatis, don't give me that!

[bibeakerbabe]

No I don't.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Wait, you don't?

[bibeakerbabe]

My parental relations are effectively Adam and Shin.

Guess what that does to a young test tube mad scientist girl who went to Makai and had to scheme her way to the top.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Right. Don't worry about it, then.