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So, I found these devices in this store that involve trying to collect these little balls to turn them in for prizes. It reminds me Pinball, but it has no flippers.

... I think I lost or made a lot of money. I'm kind of confused on the matter.

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Hmm. You're right. You're perfectly able to control yourself.

...I don't think you'd need to go that far. Just don't bring a lot of money, that's all. If you lose track, you'll just stop when you run out.

...really, if anything, I should be worrying more about the fact that gambling can bring in some shady characters. I think you'll be fine, but you're probably more likely to be hit on by creeps than you are to spend too much.

Creeps?!

Well, if I ever hit big, I'm probably going to use the money to finance genetic engineering for Catgirls.

Well, gambling tends to draw organized crime, for one...

...catgirls, huh?

... Why. I'm sorry if I'm asking obvious questions, dear. Naive and all.

Catgirls. What about them.

Gambling is easy money. Organized crime loves easy money. Ergo organized crime loves gambling.

Just I don't remember you having such an interest before. ...well, the 'cat' part of the girls, anyway.

...Sigh. I guess that makes sense.

... Boredom? It just seems funny.

So just make sure you can protect yourself should the need arise. Just to be safe.

Fair enough.

...sorry if I worry too much.

Oh, I understand why. But it's not like other men or women show interest in me.

...I think you'd be surprised.

If anything, it's A) they don't know you, B) you're already married, or C) they just don't show it.

And who do you think is part of group C?

...probably lots of group A and B, for obvious reasons.

As for individual names, I have no idea.

I doubt they exist, then.

...I suppose that is the scientific way to go about it... on the other hand, I hooked up with you about the same day you emerged from the tube... not to mention how Kirihana and your sister did with men.

Maybe they just smell your killing intent too much.

I can only hope...!

...though it begs the question why girls aren't hitting on you, then.

They can smell your killing intent.

I don't have killing intent against women...!

...

...usually...!

I mean the killing intent of murdering anyone who comes within five feet of me with any sexual or romantic thoughts in mind, period.

...I'm not... that bad...!

It's hostile or predatory intentions in general, and sexual intentions of men.

And they can smell the scent of a fearsome and deadly Grim Reaper surrounding me, dear. So not even the girls find me attractive.

...I'm not that bad...!

...on the other hand, if that's true, you should be perfectly safe... so that'd be good...

But doesn't that mean I'll never bring home any nice girls...?

...an unfortunate side effect, but I'd rather have you safe and sound, honestly.

And I'd rather do something productive for this family for once.

You cook wonderful meals for us all the time. You're extremely productive.