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So, I found these devices in this store that involve trying to collect these little balls to turn them in for prizes. It reminds me Pinball, but it has no flippers.

... I think I lost or made a lot of money. I'm kind of confused on the matter.

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They can smell your killing intent.

I don't have killing intent against women...!

...

...usually...!

I mean the killing intent of murdering anyone who comes within five feet of me with any sexual or romantic thoughts in mind, period.

...I'm not... that bad...!

It's hostile or predatory intentions in general, and sexual intentions of men.

And they can smell the scent of a fearsome and deadly Grim Reaper surrounding me, dear. So not even the girls find me attractive.

...I'm not that bad...!

...on the other hand, if that's true, you should be perfectly safe... so that'd be good...

But doesn't that mean I'll never bring home any nice girls...?

...an unfortunate side effect, but I'd rather have you safe and sound, honestly.

And I'd rather do something productive for this family for once.

You cook wonderful meals for us all the time. You're extremely productive.

Doubly productive.

That and I've never really done the "go out and find someone" thing you and Shiyoko seem to be able to do.

Well, Shiyoko doesn't really do it either.

I wouldn't force yourself to do it, honey. Honestly, I haven't felt like looking so much recently anyway. It's just. If we happen to bump into someone we like, that's all.

It still bothers me I've never bumped into anyone...

Maybe it's just slim pickings anymore.

Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky sometime.

I'd like that for the heck of it

Just. Don't feel accomplished even though I am. It feels very annoying.

It's hard to know how to help when I know you've accomplished quite a bit... I imagine the problem is you can't see the effects of what you've accomplished, so it feels like you haven't done anything.

To that end, I don't know what to tell you. My only thoughts tend to drift to the comical 'Try to take over the world'.

Seems a bit too hard. I'd rather rule a world I made or lived on that wasn't Earth.

And yes, it's mostly "can't see the effects".

Taking over Earth wouldn't be worth it, yeah. And technically we already rule our world.

Hmm... maybe see if you can sell something you've made, or otherwise advance society?

Maybe. But isn't there a problem with Skull Servants?

Well, yes. I don't see the connection, though.

They might steal what I sell.

...ah.

...well, think about what you might sell, and wait for things to clear up?

It'd at least give you something else to do.

I suppose that's true. Maybe I'll get some input from Umu, Theresa, and Shiyoko.

Sounds like a plan.

Let me know if you want any help.

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