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So, I found these devices in this store that involve trying to collect these little balls to turn them in for prizes. It reminds me Pinball, but it has no flippers.

... I think I lost or made a lot of money. I'm kind of confused on the matter.

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So just make sure you can protect yourself should the need arise. Just to be safe.

Fair enough.

...sorry if I worry too much.

Oh, I understand why. But it's not like other men or women show interest in me.

...I think you'd be surprised.

If anything, it's A) they don't know you, B) you're already married, or C) they just don't show it.

And who do you think is part of group C?

...probably lots of group A and B, for obvious reasons.

As for individual names, I have no idea.

I doubt they exist, then.

...I suppose that is the scientific way to go about it... on the other hand, I hooked up with you about the same day you emerged from the tube... not to mention how Kirihana and your sister did with men.

Maybe they just smell your killing intent too much.

I can only hope...!

...though it begs the question why girls aren't hitting on you, then.

They can smell your killing intent.

I don't have killing intent against women...!

...

...usually...!

I mean the killing intent of murdering anyone who comes within five feet of me with any sexual or romantic thoughts in mind, period.

...I'm not... that bad...!

It's hostile or predatory intentions in general, and sexual intentions of men.

And they can smell the scent of a fearsome and deadly Grim Reaper surrounding me, dear. So not even the girls find me attractive.

...I'm not that bad...!

...on the other hand, if that's true, you should be perfectly safe... so that'd be good...

But doesn't that mean I'll never bring home any nice girls...?

...an unfortunate side effect, but I'd rather have you safe and sound, honestly.

And I'd rather do something productive for this family for once.

You cook wonderful meals for us all the time. You're extremely productive.

Doubly productive.

That and I've never really done the "go out and find someone" thing you and Shiyoko seem to be able to do.

Well, Shiyoko doesn't really do it either.

I wouldn't force yourself to do it, honey. Honestly, I haven't felt like looking so much recently anyway. It's just. If we happen to bump into someone we like, that's all.

It still bothers me I've never bumped into anyone...

Maybe it's just slim pickings anymore.

Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky sometime.

I'd like that for the heck of it

Just. Don't feel accomplished even though I am. It feels very annoying.