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... Dear, I didn't know you were into blow up dolls.

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Other Mama, what's a Blowup doll?

Um...

Man, you're kinda slow, Other Mama.

No I'm not. I just was busy with lab work.

Oh...

Can I do lab work with you?

... That might be a bit dangerous, dear.

But I wanna see the cool lasers!

... Only if you're really protected.

...it's a doll that people blow air into like an air mattress.

... That sounds cool!

...not really. They don't really do anything, and one bad scrape and they may as well be a wad of plastic.

... So can I have the big dolly?

... Uh....

...

I guess she could stay with you for the time being. But there's a person inside, so... she'll probably want to leave sometime, alright?

...? There's a person inside?

...yeah. Shiroko Kurochi.

Oh her.

She's a big fat mean bitch!

... So can I have her?

...while it's probably true, you shouldn't say things like that about people. It's bad manners.

...for the moment. I need to figure out what to do with her. Just... don't be too rough with her, alright?

It isn't bad manners when it's true, Mama!

I won't. She's going to be Pretty Princess Kuro-chan! And I have the perfect dwessy-wessy for her, too!

No, it's still bad manners, dear. It's just usually forgiven in cases where they've wronged you significantly.

...I'm torn between feelings of guilt and satisfaction.

But she did. So she's being a pretty dolly!

...alright, dear.

Just remember that she'll probably be awake a little bit each day.

... I don't like that.

Well, that's just how things work, dear.

I'm just letting you know so you aren't surprised.

hrrrrm...

Hmm?