Vidya "Viddy" Everheart ([personal profile] bibeakerbabe) wrote2009-11-23 04:00 pm

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... Dear, I didn't know you were into blow up dolls.

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
... So can I have the big dolly?

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
... Uh....

...

I guess she could stay with you for the time being. But there's a person inside, so... she'll probably want to leave sometime, alright?

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
...? There's a person inside?

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh her.

She's a big fat mean bitch!

... So can I have her?

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
...while it's probably true, you shouldn't say things like that about people. It's bad manners.

...for the moment. I need to figure out what to do with her. Just... don't be too rough with her, alright?

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't bad manners when it's true, Mama!

I won't. She's going to be Pretty Princess Kuro-chan! And I have the perfect dwessy-wessy for her, too!

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's still bad manners, dear. It's just usually forgiven in cases where they've wronged you significantly.

...I'm torn between feelings of guilt and satisfaction.

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
But she did. So she's being a pretty dolly!

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
...alright, dear.

Just remember that she'll probably be awake a little bit each day.

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's just how things work, dear.

I'm just letting you know so you aren't surprised.

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Just doing things to protect my new dolly and me.

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, honey.

... Should I be feeling bad for Kurochi?

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
She's fat ol' witch. She'll be better as Princess Kuro-chan, anyways!

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
... ... ...

Alright, honey. Go ahead and have fun with her.

Just don't get too attached... she'll probably be leaving in a few days or so.

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I don't plan on keeping her trapped in her own body forever.

I'm just tired and out of better ideas at the moment.

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
...People also deserve a chance to change, honey.

I got that chance... which indirectly is why you exist.

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
She doesn't. She's a big fat meanie bitch.

[identity profile] pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
...no, dear, even she deserves a second chance.

...but that doesn't mean you can't play with her for a little while.

[identity profile] whiterthanblack.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
She'll be the bestest toy ever.