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... Dear, I didn't know you were into blow up dolls.

...yeah. Shiroko Kurochi.

Oh her.

She's a big fat mean bitch!

... So can I have her?

...while it's probably true, you shouldn't say things like that about people. It's bad manners.

...for the moment. I need to figure out what to do with her. Just... don't be too rough with her, alright?

It isn't bad manners when it's true, Mama!

I won't. She's going to be Pretty Princess Kuro-chan! And I have the perfect dwessy-wessy for her, too!

No, it's still bad manners, dear. It's just usually forgiven in cases where they've wronged you significantly.

...I'm torn between feelings of guilt and satisfaction.

But she did. So she's being a pretty dolly!

...alright, dear.

Just remember that she'll probably be awake a little bit each day.

... I don't like that.

Well, that's just how things work, dear.

I'm just letting you know so you aren't surprised.

hrrrrm...

Hmm?

Just doing things to protect my new dolly and me.

Alright, honey.

... Should I be feeling bad for Kurochi?

She's fat ol' witch. She'll be better as Princess Kuro-chan, anyways!

... ... ...

Alright, honey. Go ahead and have fun with her.

Just don't get too attached... she'll probably be leaving in a few days or so.

... Why?

I don't plan on keeping her trapped in her own body forever.

I'm just tired and out of better ideas at the moment.

She deserves it!

...People also deserve a chance to change, honey.

I got that chance... which indirectly is why you exist.

She doesn't. She's a big fat meanie bitch.

...no, dear, even she deserves a second chance.

...but that doesn't mean you can't play with her for a little while.

She'll be the bestest toy ever.

...heee...

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