bibeakerbabe | (no subject)

I felt like doing something a little different for you today. It is Valentine's, after all.

... Why are you giving me flowers on the day of a man who was decapitated?

Hey, I don't make the cultural rules. I just try to learn and abide by those that seem like a good idea.

Weirdest Day. To be. Romantic. Ever.

Could be worse. It could be remembered for some kind of genocide... which would then be turned around for fertility...

...

...humans are very weird sometimes, aren't they dear?

Yes they are. I think I shall become a robot. Except for my brain.

Aw, but I like you soft and squishy. :<

I said robot. I didn't say metallic.

I still like you like you are. You're comfy. :<

Humanity's stupidity makes me question my genetic alligence.

Heh. Well no reason to get into that. Humans are all different... They have 'average' intelligence for a reason... remember, think of one person with 'average' intelligence, and then think of half of the world being dumber than them.

... That's exactly why I must become a giant robot.

...you know, you really shouldn't worry about that. For various reasons.

Besides one of the stupid ones holding the nukes?

...okay, that's a different topic. I mean about your being human.

I don't mind being human. Except it's humiliating at times to be in the same species with them at times.

I'm more or less human by choice, you're preaching to the choir my dear.

I got you Destroy All Humans, by the way.

... ♥

Figured it would amuse you on some level.

It really, really does. Maybe let me take out some stress without hurting anyone~

...I should probably find some other games for you, eventually... although I'm not sure you'd play anything other than tetris.

The Lost Vikings?

...I could look into that, if it sounds fun to you.

Puzzle games are a personal favorite.

Naturally. Perhaps Meteos. I've heard good things about it from Linka, who's a rather dedicated gamer.

Sounds interesting.

Indeed. Hopefully you'll enjoy it thoroughly.

Oh, on a side note, Shiyoko wants me to go have pizza with her some day... says it's a 'guy thing' (yes, I'm aware of the irony).

\o_

... Must semi-sexualize and mentally identify herself with boys.

Will she try and sleep with you without telling me?

A product of a bad environment, I'm afraid... but she's learning.

...It's possible, but of course I'd be against it without your consent.

As long as she plays nice, it's fine.

Just wear a scarf and don't play with explosives. >|

Alright dear.

...although why the scarf, and explosives warning?

Chilly weather. And explosions are bad except without an adult present?

Fair enough.

...although aren't I technically the 'adult' of this relationship?

I mean a legal one.

...point taken. ... although, you know, you tend to use things worse than explosives rather often.

Shhh.

...you know, I don't think I checked... do you have any allergies that you know of?

I'm allergic to stupidity.

Heh. So noted.

Nothing else I can think of.

Righto.

By the way, do you have any suggestions as to what to tell someone who's in horrible denial about not being a perfect little student like her mother and step-father 'raised' her to be?

... Nothing really. I really. Can't think of a thing.

Hmm... well, thought I'd ask. You sometimes have excellent insight into things like this.

Just... sounds like a chinese puzzle, honestly. Pulling at one piece just makes everything else tighten up.

...Hmm... you might have a point there...

Thank you.

No problem. G'night.

Goodnight dear. I'll join you when I can.