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[bibeakerbabe]

I wonder if we'll be the Addams Family. Or the Munsters or something.

Dark Husband. I'm Doctor Frankenstein and Shiyoko's a witch.

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[pureplainpatron]

To girls, yes. To guys, no so much.

They're wish fulfillment, honestly. A human can't really do it justice anyway. Can't give the girls the attention they deserve.

...honestly that's more just tacky. I say that, though back in the day they were quite popular with royalty, so who knows.

[bibeakerbabe]

Oh right, boys exist.

And you can?

Anyways, I don't really think to be honest. I think you're suave and charming. But not terribly greasy?

[pureplainpatron]

...heh. Sadly yes, they do.

Can, yes. Do I? ...better than someone else in my position, I think... but not as well as I probably should.

I think you're just being a sweetheart, honey. But thank you.

[bibeakerbabe]

Well, I think you're a wonderful husband, but no never mind me.

[pureplainpatron]

...is something wrong, honey?

You're a wonderful wife, far better than anyone could deserve, really, and you sound like you're upset about being dismissed, which isn't what I'm intending to do at all.

[bibeakerbabe]

I'm more implying I might be too biased.

[pureplainpatron]

Alright.

Just. If I ever seem that way, tell me, okay? Chastise me when I need it.

[bibeakerbabe]

Well. I *do* miss the pink shirts.

[pureplainpatron]

It's not like they're gone, or that I never wear them, honey. Case in point.

...though, since you miss them, I'll wear them more around the house, okay?