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So.

I just got a letter in the mail. From my sister, Priti. From Hell.

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... ah. What?

She says hi. She's a Tour Guide.

And she says hi.

From Hell.

From Hell.

... How... Can someone say hello from, well... Hell?

I. Don't. Know.

...say what?

I don't know either, nor why she's sending me mail.

Ignoring the obvious question of how she found our mailing address, there's the question of how she's alive.

...not that I ever intended to kill her, but you'd think her time would have run out.

This is a good question on both fronts. She doesn't really give an answer. Just she has a magical bus.

...A... magical bus.

...

Well, in the end, I imagine you're happy. At least you know she's alive.

I'm not happy nor angry.

Just deeply deeply confused.

Beats me.

The answer is probably somewhere in Cross Dimensional Chaos Theory, but I'm sure it'd be entirely too much trouble to figure it out.

... Who in the what now.

It's like chaos theory mixed with quantum mechanics.

Only somehow more confusing.

... Ow. My head. I tried think about it, and now I've gone cross.

Yeah, it does that.

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