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I wonder who keeps sweeping the kitchen and washing the dishes. And Juliette says it isn't her.

Yo no habla Inglés. No soy más que una criada simple y esclava sexual. Pongo la ciencia limpia muy bien, ¿ves?

Puedo traducir con el babelfish también, usted sabe.

¿… y desde entonces cuando es usted criado-como, mucho menos sexual?

I'm a princess. I supercede privacy and sign respecting, ya know.

You're also a guest. Guests usually respect their hosts.

I do. By respecting your work by looking at it and taking pictures of it.

...while that's very nice, I meant the signs.

What signs?

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The 'Keep Out', 'Danger', 'Hard Hat Area', etc signs?

I figured they were for show.

They're for 'showing' you to stay out.

Huh. Thought they were jokes, though.

They usually aren't jokes.

...unless it's a teenager's room... then the joke is more that they expect such obvious rebelling to be taken seriously.

And no, that's not hypocritical. We do have dangerous equipment in there.

... Nope. Don't see anything dangerous other than the Da Eiza's Mass Realignment Matter Alteration Device.

...Dangerous on a personal scale, not WMD scale.

... What could possibly harm me?

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I don't think I want to give you ideas, in retrospect.

Besides, it's not like I keep track of everything Vidya builds.

Enough firepower to level most of the American East Coast from my calculations.

...only that much?

Sounds about right otherwise, though.

Something about being busy with the ultimate Banana Bread Recipe.

...well, we aren't a war state. It's more in the interest of science.

You make it sound like the two are unrelated.

Just because they can be related doesn't mean they're one in the same.

Just noting.

But fine. I'll be a girl scout and look around the rest of your world.

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There's nothing out there, though...

... I wanna check though.