bibeakerbabe | (no subject)

Good question.

Well, no need to force it. Just... you know, if someone catches your eye.

Now I feel like I'm lazy and I need to get you someone.

Ah, but you HAVE dear. You got me you.

Aw, that's sweet and adorable.

... But I still feel like I need to get you someone.

Honey, I'm just thankful that you put up with me.

Besides, you wouldn't be getting someone for me... you'd be getting them for us. You don't need to push yourself.

You're such a sweet dear.

Still feel like I should get someone. Makes me feel small that I haven't.

If you say so... I still feel like I ask too much of you.

It's alright... I'm still rooting for you and Umu to get together.

How? ?.?

I root for myself and Umu to get together, if it helps.

Any other girl would beat a guy's head in for having other girlfriends... much less try to get him one.

It does... I hope we succeed at that.

Any other girl wouldn't be a... roughly 2 year old clone married to a space alien god person who dressed like a homosexual salsa dancer living in another dimension.

We should abduct her for dinner.

Maybe, but it does make me wonder if I'm not treating you like you deserve.

...we were planning on doing that, weren't we?

How so?

Yes. Let's do so right now.

Not spending my time just focused on you, like other guys might.

...what about your unconscious guest?

Gives me time to work.

Oh right. I should get her on an IV or something.

I know, but still.

...yeah, that... might be needed.

If I were mad with you, I'd be out clubbing without telling you and getting myself into all sorts of trouble. Geez.

Probably.

...I really wish you would be telling me, especially if you were mad.

...oh, by the by, Noriko has a massive and powerful computer she wants to give away, and she thought of us. Are you interested?

I wouldn't. Because I'd be mad.

... Oh?

Hey now, the last time you were mad you shot me... so I at least knew that you WERE mad. I can't change if I don't know what's wrong.

Yeah. Supposedly able to do very high-level calculations... and potentially alter reality.

So if I were mad, you'd have a hole in your stomach, Erland, dear.

Do you have a hole in your stomach?

... Ooo. Shiny.

...no, and I'm rather thankful for that. I'm just saying.

So I should tell her 'yes'?

Well there you go.

What do you think. :|

I know, I know, I'm just saying.

I thought so, but wanted to check.

IV should be done shortly.